Hedgehog has returned from the future to tell us something
Morning, geeks!
So I walked out to grab my mail this morning, and I found some strange cryptic letter in my mailbox. They were some strange instructions which took me on some sort of scavenger hunt around my neighborhood. The clues led me right to this abandoned house that I never knew existed just down the road. Inside was some strange things like jars of embalmed pineapples, and a stringed necklace of toenail clippings, and many large eyed Beanie Babies lined the walkways. All of the furtiture in the house was positioned facing west, no matter where it was located in the house, even if it meant a chair facing directly into a bathroom, everything faced in one direction. I followed the direction they were all facing, feeling it was another clue, and I was right. Up until then, I had been completely unphased by the strange things in the house. Until....I opened the door on the most western end of the house. The room I looked into was mostly barren, all except for a single set of shelves sitting in the middle of the room, filled to the brim with DVDs and Blu-rays. I recoiled in horror when I realized that every single one of them was some different language version of PADDINGTON BEAR and its sequel!
Just then, I heard a bang against the wall in the room behind me. I turned, and saw the figure of a large hedgehog-like creature that appeared to be wearing a bright red hat
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